Winston here . . . p'rrrrr, p'rrrrr . . .
It's nearly two months since I last blogged but there's been a lot going on. A cat can hardly turn round without tripping over another human in the house, don'tcha know.
First of all Mr Human's mother came to stay so there was quite a lot of being shut away while she ate. She's not used to having cats and dogs around so hasn't developed the swatting technique to keep me and Monty away – not that we ever get actually swatted. Anyway we don't beg shamelessly like the dogs and really we only climb on laps to get a closer look and a sniff. What's wrong with that?
Then Paul and John came to do a bit more to the Endless Pool. Me and Monty keep hearing the humans talking about that but we don't know what it is. I think it must be like the pond but indoors. They went home and Gillian came with the children to look after the dogs – honestly, dogs are more trouble than cats! - while Mr and Mrs went to look at a school for Gareth's boys. We haven't seen Nina and the children since we were kittens but they're all coming back in August. Mr and Mrs are pleased about that.
That's how it's been – comings and goings. Well, Paul and John were back last week and again yesterday and Mr and Mrs H were very pleased by the end of the day.
Today they both disappeared into what they call the Pool Room and came back a while later with wet hair and smelling strange. I don't think they'd been playing billiards. Going for another snooze now – it's very hot and sticky at the moment so it's best to do as little as possible and save our energy. Monty and me are good at that.