Friday, 12 September 2025

Words for Wednesday.

 

Words for Wednesday.

River has supplied the prompts for this week. The objective is to encourage people to write. Why not visit her to see what others have created?

The prompts are:

shipwreck  hook  unexpected  buttermilk  white-knuckled  buggy

Strange new colours for paints

She was tired of the bland look of her new house and wanted some ideas for unusual colours. The paint samples had intriguing names. Whoever could have guessed there were so many shades of white with such eclectic labels? Apple White, Swiss Coffee, White Dove, Chantilly Lace, Scotch Mist – her head spun. Each one was designated for a different aspect, north-facing requiring something quite different to south-east.

She continued searching for ‘just the right colour.’

‘It will speak to you,’ her daughter had said, but she was rapidly discovering that she was profoundly deaf.

Beauty Berry Purple sounded tempting; it was bright and deep and cheerful, but overpowering. It would be impossible to furnish a room with walls that colour.

Buttermilk was another version of white, a creamy, yellowish colour, a little like vomit. It would be difficult to find accessories that would complement it and not emphasise its less attractive qualities.

She pondered on Shipwreck for a long time. It was an exciting colour, a mixture of green, blue, and grey, but not calming. She could imagine it causing nightmares, so decided against it.

White-knuckled was extraordinary; ivory white with grey overtones. It was too cold for any room in which one hoped to relax.

Hook replicated the colours of fishing hooks – bronze, black, blue, and occasionally red or rainbow coloured. None of those appealed – they were too brash.

Unexpected was exactly that – a startling shade of vibrant pink with underlying pigments of gold and silver. That would certainly reflect the sun, as well as the moon, electric light, candles, oil lamps, or any other source of light. Even a flickering match would trigger a kaleidoscope of blinding, flashing luminosity. It was far too stimulating.

The last one on the paint chart was called BuggyThe name made her think of mosquitoes and midges, and she started to feel itchy. She couldn’t imagine anyone wanting to paint their walls such a muddy, dull shade of brownish-grey, or was it greyish-brown? At least the dirt wouldn’t show, she smiled to herself.

As she drove home, she congratulated herself on her decision. In the boot of the car were several litres of the paint she had chosen. It was every builder’s favourite; Magnolia went with everything. It was bland, yes, but inoffensive. She could always redecorate later . . . again.

37 comments:

  1. I like this, I often wonder about the different shades and who decides the names for them. Magnolia I think has just the right amount of cream, not too white, not too yellow. I wouldn't even consider something called buggy.

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  2. This was fun to read, well done!

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  3. Hi Janice - thanks for posting these ... and yes your creative mind has given us some wonderful thoughts on paints and colours ... love it - I'll think on during the day ... and be back; Magnolia suits me - then everything else can be colourful - curtains, rugs, artwork etc - cheers Hilary

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    1. Here's mine ... your header pic could be included into my tale:

      "She'd piled down the hill … her white knuckles hanging onto the buggy … now the empty chair was dumped at the edge of the archaeological site.

      Immediately she was engrossed in the dig being carried out. Was there a shipwreck … so far from the sea? They'd unexpectedly found an iron hook, buried within the buttermilk layer of soil, visible in the uncovered earthworks.

      Incongruous it all seemed as the beautiful purple berries ripened in the surrounding fields … perhaps later she could collect her child and bring him down to look – he might inherit her interest in ancient times … "

      Cheers Hilary

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    2. I like this very much, Hilary. Well done!

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  4. Ha, this made me smile! It reminds me of the many times I've chosen the perfect colour and then had to knock it back with a hefty addition of white! (Never resorted to magnolia however!)

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    1. White looks good when fresh, but soon turns yellow - or perhaps (definitely!) we don't decorate frequently enough. 🤣

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  5. That's clever - turning those awkward words into colour shades. Nice one Janice!

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    1. Thank you, Neil. Desperation lends wings or some such fatuous saying . . . 😜

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  6. I can so relate to this one and the struggle to choose a color

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    1. Sometimes bold choices are regretted, I have found. 🤣😂

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  7. That was a tricky one but I think you nailed it!

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    1. I can't use that idea again, though . . . 😉😜

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  8. Great! I love the names of paint, they all sound so magnificent.

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  9. I can see the white magnolia flowers out my front window, in the neighbors yard. that would be my choice too, although I might choose the buttermilk white.. love the story

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  10. I am now wondering if the TRAIN is inspiring me. ha ha ha where is MY iPAD????

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  11. Well done! -Christine cmlk79.blogspot.com

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  12. I'm always amazed by the names paint companies come up with. If it was left to OH, every room would be painted in Magnolia. Xx

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    1. You can't go wrong with magnolia, or so I'm told. 😜

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  13. I would have struggled to come up with a context of any kind to fit those words into. Well done :)

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  14. It's hilarious how the protagonist goes through all the "exotic" colors—from the nightmare-inducing Shipwreck to the blinding Unexpected and the unappetizing Buttermilk—only to end up with the classic, safe Magnolia.

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    1. I think it's called 'playing safe.' 😂🤣

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  15. You used those prompt very creatively, and unexpectedly, Janice! Paint colour names can be quite hilarious :-) xxx

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  16. It's definitely a well done from me :)

    All the best Jan

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