Silly answers

 

Silly answers

1: An average hen’s egg is two inches long and weighs five ounces.
 An average peacock’s egg is exactly twice the length and two and a half times the weight.
Which has the greater circumference?

Peacocks do not lay eggs. Peahens do.

2: What is impossible to hold for half an hour yet weighs almost nothing?

Your breath.

3: Eight crows were on a wall. After a farmer shot one, how many crows were left?

One. The dead one. The rest flew away.

4:  What is the next letter in the sequence O T T F F S?

S. They are the initial letters of the numbers one, two, three, four, five, six. The next is seven.

5: What is full of holes but holds water?

A sponge.

6: I’m halfway up inside a building that has no windows or balconies, but I have a wonderful view of the city around me. What sort of building am I in?

A multi-storey car park.

7: Mr Smith eats three eggs a day. He never buys eggs, he doesn’t keep chickens, and no-one gives him any eggs. Where does he get his eggs?

Mr Smith keeps ducks and eats duck eggs.