Summer
holiday
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It’s
lovely to live in an attractive part of the world, though it can be a
disadvantage if hordes descend upon it for their summer holiday. Generally,
it’s the coastal regions that spring to mind, but there are other bucolic areas
that attract holidaymakers.
I have no
wish to mention the name of one particular American visitor to the unspoilt
loveliness of the Cotswolds. He has as much right as anyone to a vacation,
though I understand he has had several already since being appointed to his
role as 2iC USA. He and his family and a large cohort of security ‘people’ have
descended upon Dean, a picturesque hamlet in Oxfordshire. It and its environs
are home to many slebs, including Jeremy Clarkson, David Beckham, Ellen DeGeneres,
and former Prime Minister David Cameron. The locals are accustomed to seeing ‘famous’
faces and are unfazed by them.
However,
2iC’s advent has caused enormous disruption in the area, with public access
being closed and local residents having to prove their identity as they attempt
to go about their daily lives. Though it may only be for a few days, it has
drawn attention to 2iC in a quite remarkable way, inflating his profile, as he
travels from A to B in his 29-vehicle motorcade.
To put it
into some sort of perspective, 1iC, the Orange One, has a circus of forty or fifty
vehicles. Putin has around twelve vehicles and Xi Jinping about ten (in China) The
French President has three to five vehicles, while the German Chancellor has around
six. The Japanese Emperor has three to five vehicles, and the Dutch Prime Minister
has one of two, or perhaps a bicycle.
As the UK
Prime Minister fulfils his duties, his motorcade consists of four to six
vehicles, though that number may increase for high-risk situations or state
visits.
Meanwhile
a typical Royal motorcade would involve between three and six vehicles, with more
for state occasions and visits.
The
question that comes all too readily to mind is whether 2iC is practising for
a more significant role in the future?
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