Friday Flash 55

She rolled her eyes - they travelled speedily across the floor. She cast a glance over her shoulder. A man threw it back. 'Fool,' she snarled. The bells on his jester's cap jingled.
'Why is everyone so literal?' she complained then looked at the sign on the easel. 'Annual Literal Convention' she read. Not Literary.

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