Tax
Return
At this time of year we are engaged in filing our tax returns. It's boring and frustrating in equal degrees and so a little humour goes a long way. The following arrived in our email this morning and caused some mirth.
A man in Evesham has just had his Tax Return
rejected by HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs) because he apparently answered one of the questions
incorrectly. In response to the question, 'Do you have anyone dependant on you?'
the man wrote:-
'2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 90,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 649 self- serving lying ponces in our Parliament and the entire European Commission.'
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was, 'Who did I miss out?'
'2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 90,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 649 self- serving lying ponces in our Parliament and the entire European Commission.'
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was, 'Who did I miss out?'
