More verse, though none worse, can be found here
Thunder and lightning
Are awfully frightening;
I shiver and shake,
And quiver and quake,
My muscles tightening
And knuckles whitening
At every flash
And deafening crash.
Lightning and thunder
Make me go under
The bedclothes at night,
Right out of sight.
Nerves ripped asunder
I worry and wonder
Why I’m such a clot
And growing so hot!
Donner und blitzen
Make my head splitzen!
The rumbling ceases,
Courage increases,
I pour out a spritzing
Of soda and gin sling
To celebrate quiet,
Cessation of riot.


