Microfiction Monday #31

Susan from 'Stony River' organises and hosts this weekly meme. She provides a picture and the challenge is to create a story in 140 characters or less. Click here to read more marvels of microfiction – and perhaps be tempted to join in.
Susan has kept this meme going despite undertaking a BIG move – so let's hear three cheers for her J

'I've pickled onions, bottled plums, preserved cherries, strawberries, gooseberries, red, white and blackcurrants and now you tell me you only eat fresh food?'
(137 characters)