Monday, 31 January 2011

Microfiction Monday #68

Lovely Susan from ‘Stony River’ organises and hosts this weekly meme. Thank you Susan J She provides a picture and the challenge is to create a story in 140 characters or less – including punctuation! Click here to read more marvels of microfiction – and perhaps join in. It’s fun!
Here is this week’s picture followed by my offerings.
‘See, Jim,’ said Tom. ‘You can have a nice warm bath first and then you can use the ring on your chair. That’ll ease your haemorrhoids!’
(136 characters)

You told me there’d be treasure from that wreck – gold bars and bullion. A bar of soap won’t make my fortune, only bubbles.
(123 characters)
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20 comments:

  1. Other Mary31 January 2011 at 13:55

    Oh my - too funny!

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  2. Jim31 January 2011 at 14:21

    Hey JB, my vote goes for the second! :) But just 'barely.'
    And how'd you know that I like warm baths and use a foam cushion?
    ..

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  3. anthonynorth31 January 2011 at 15:02

    Enjoyed both. Great fun :-)

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  4. Dianne31 January 2011 at 15:24

    I like them both
    the first really made me laugh

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  5. Kay L. Davies31 January 2011 at 15:31

    The first is hilarious, Janice, but I like both of them.
    -- K

    Kay, Alberta, Canada
    An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

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  6. Carolina31 January 2011 at 15:32

    My vote goes to the first ;-)

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  7. Jinksy31 January 2011 at 15:45

    The first one sure makes the most of the SITuation !

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  8. Peggy31 January 2011 at 16:03

    I also liked them both but the cushion for the butt was lol for me!
    Have a great week and see you next time.

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  9. Sylvia K31 January 2011 at 16:46

    What a great laugh to start my day, Janice! I love both of them! You are good at this! Hope you have a great week!

    Sylvia

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  10. Suburban Girl31 January 2011 at 17:15

    Cute. :)

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  11. septembermom31 January 2011 at 17:49

    I'm still laughing about the hemmorhoids. So funny!

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  12. Doc FTSE31 January 2011 at 18:22

    Nice one(s). Not many posts have given the lifebelt the attention it deserves.

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  13. Janie31 January 2011 at 18:41

    Love the "ease your hemorrhoids version!

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  14. EG CameraGirl31 January 2011 at 20:45

    Hehehe! You made me chuckle with this one!

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  15. Grandma's Goulash31 January 2011 at 20:46

    A hemorrhoid cushion. Wish I'd thought of that. Too funny.

    Hope you'll stop by: Bad Fit

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  16. Belle1 February 2011 at 00:56

    I like them both, but the first one the best. I remember those puppies from having my babies.

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  17. Anonymous1 February 2011 at 01:29

    I liked them both, but the first one is definitely my favourite! Great job.

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  18. Elizabeth Mueller1 February 2011 at 04:02

    Lol! I like the first one. :)



    ¸.•´♥Elizabeth

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  19. Barbara2 February 2011 at 06:07

    LOL! Really made me laugh :O)

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  20. Lucy Westenra3 February 2011 at 19:38

    The only one I've read (so far) that refers to their squatting postures. Beautifully rude!

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