Groan or laugh – it’s your choice!
😏
I was in need of a good laugh, so looked online. Some might make good Christmas cracker jokes, some would find it hard to raise a smile. Here are a few of the better ones I found.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why can’t
you hear a pterodactyl pee?
Because the ‘p’ is silent.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
What did the
triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What did
one wall say to another?
I’ll meet
you at the corner.
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
Stairs.
What do you
call a magician who loses his magic?
Ian.
What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
Why was
the politician out of breath?
He was
running for office.
There are more, but that’s enough for now. Who dreams these up?
The boiling water made me laugh. I had to re-read the magician joke to get it.
ReplyDeleteThe magician one made me think, too.
DeleteHa ha, yes very funny and better than some cracker jokes.
ReplyDeleteA lot rely on word play, which I love.
DeleteI love them, thank you.
ReplyDeleteOh, good - I'm glad it's not just me.
DeleteLike Andrew I had to reread the Magician joke 😂
ReplyDeleteAlison in Wales x
Me, too!
DeleteGroan.... 😁
ReplyDeleteYou loved them really . . .
DeleteI was a bit slow on the magician one.
ReplyDeleteYou weren't the only one!
DeleteLol, some I had to read twice to understand (or not) I have difficulties with jokes !
ReplyDeleteI do, too, sometimes, and my first (and only) language is English.
DeleteVery clever!
ReplyDeleteI thought so, too.
DeleteThese are so witty and fun to read!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoyed them.
DeleteThese are great Smile Makers this morning.
ReplyDeleteA smile in the morning makes the day much pleasanter.
DeleteI think I heard most of these as a child decades ago, but they're still fun.
ReplyDeleteThey were all new to me. I must have had a dull childhood.
DeleteThank you for the laughs, Janice! My favourite is the pterodactyl one! xxx
ReplyDeleteThat appealed to me, too.
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