Friday, 21 November 2025

Isms

 

Isms

Pinched from elsewhere:

Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbour.

Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government and they may give you some milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government and steal another cow.

Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one. Buy a bull.

4 comments:

  1. In this simple example, capitalism seems best, but perhaps raw capitalism could be softened by regularly giving your neighbour a bucket of milk.

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  2. A balanced combination of capitalism and socialism is perhaps what is ideal for any society. But how well that balance can be achieved is a challenge.

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  3. Capitalism might be more like, buy all of the bulls (0r cows), so no one else can have one and thus corner the market.

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  4. Thank goodness all my family were socialists :)

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