Time for
some more nonsense
More groaners for you clever people. Answers tomorrow.
1: Mr Robinson wanted a house in which all the windows in every room faced south. How did he achieve this?
2: John and Jim were swept out to sea on their air beds. John was nearly saved and Jim was nearly drowned. Which of them donated a week’s wages to the lifeboat institute?
3: One man has three sacks of corn on his back, and another man is carrying four sacks on his back. Which of them has the heavier load?
4: What is the difference between an old, crumpled, torn £10 note and a new one? (Adjust your currency according to your circumstances.)
5: Which would burn longer – a short, fat blue candle, or a tall, twisted yellow candle?
6: An electric train travels north at 75 miles per hour. The wind is blowing from the east at 40 mph. In which direction will the smoke from the train blow?
7: A donkey was tied to a six-yard rope. How did it manage to eat a pile of hay seven yards away without biting through the rope?
I think I might have got these. I'm getting tuned in.
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