Saturday, 18 July 2026

Limericks

Limericks have five lines and a rhyming scheme of AABBA. The first two and the last lines have eight to ten syllables each and rhyme together. The middle two lines have five to seven syllables and rhyme with each other.

Limericks first appeared in the early 18th century. They were frequently men’s obscene humorous drinking songs. Their contemporary equivalent would probably be bawdy rugby songs. (Other sports may be included!)

The following is an anonymous limerick which is not coarse:

The limerick packs laughs anatomical

Into space that is quite economical,

But the good ones I’ve seen

So seldom are clean

And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

The next one is also anonymous and fairly innocent:

The thoughts of the rabbit on sex

Are seldom, if ever, complex;

For a rabbit in need

Is a rabbit indeed.

And does just as a person expects.

They were popularised in the 19th century by Edward Lear, though his limericks were not lewd and were written and illustrated to entertain children. It’s easy to assume that most of the limericks that are heard were composed by him. That is the mistake I made about the young lady who rode on the tiger. It led me to wonder when the first limericks were written.

It has been suggested that St Thomas Aquinas (1225-1274) wrote the first one in Latin in the 13th century, though it seems to be more of a prayer than a joke.

Sit vitiorum meorum evacuatio

Concupiscentae et libidinis exterminatio,

Caritatis et patientiae,

Humilitaris et obedientiae,

Omniumque virtutum augmentatio.

It was translated approximately by Fred Hornaday (1973-present) as:

To circumvent brimstone and fire

Expelling unsav’ry desire

I piously pray

And devoutly obey

As my soul soars progressively higher.

James V. Schall, S.J. (1928-2019) was an American writer, philosopher, and teacher who wrote a limerick encapsulating the philosophy of Aquinas.

There once was a Jesuit knight

Who proved with his logic air-tight

That all of infinity’s

Touched by divinity

Starting with ‘Let there be light.’

This verse form was not known as limerick to Edward Lear. The name seems to derive from a parlour game played in Limerick in Ireland in which the refrain asks ‘Will (or won’t) you come up to Limerick?’

There is a plaque in Limerick, in County Limerick which says:

The Limerick is furtive and mean

You must keep her in close quarantine,

Or she sneaks up the slums

And promptly becomes

Disorderly drunk and obscene.

Writing limericks can be a lot of fun and there are many examples of different forms.

A H Reginald Buller (1874-1944) was a British Canadian botanist and mycologist who wrote the following famous scientific limerick called Relativity:

 There was a young lady named Bright,

Whose speed was far faster than light;

She set out one day,

In a relative way,

 And returned on the previous night.

Some writers set out to deliberately flout the ‘guidelines.’

There was a young man from Japan

Whose limericks never would scan,

And when they asked why,

He said, ‘I do try!

But when I get to the last line I try to fit in as many words as I can.’

Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) was an American writer and polymath, acclaimed as one of the finest writers of his day.

God’s plan made a hopeful beginning,

But man spoiled his chances by sinning.

We trust that the story

Will end in God’s glory,

But at present the other side’s winning.

To finish, here is a very clever limerick created by Leigh Mercer (1983-1977) a man who indulged in wordplay and puzzles.

 

 12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4/7 + (5 x 11) = 9²+ 0

It reads as follows:

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and not a bit more.

14 comments:

  1. Love love love your header photo of the gorgeous hydrangeas... this has been such a FUN post to read today... thank you!

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    1. Are you tempted to write your own limericks now?

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  2. That last one is very clever.

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    1. It takes a special sort of brain to come up with something like that.

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  3. They are all clever, with their history, the last one is the best.

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  4. The last is very clever indeed. I've written a few unsophisticated limericks without knowing the actual rules to spell out, but just knowing how they should scan and the same sounds. Perhaps mine don't meet the criteria.
    There once was a lass called Janice
    Who never treated anyone else with malice
    But to call her too kind
    Would be a stretch of the mind
    La la la la....later.

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  5. It's always the last line that trips us up!

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  6. I like them all but that last one is very clever. I remember having a book of limericks when I was a kid. I couldn't tell you what any of them were but I do remember reading it.

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  7. Ah, Edward Lear. In addition to his limericks and other nonsense verse (think only of “The Owl and the Pussycat) he was the finest bird illustrator of his day, and could make a claim to being the best of all time. Huge talent!

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  8. I look for "There once was a man from Nantucket ..."
    The mathematical one is the best for me; that took some thought!

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  9. That was a pleasant diversion on what begins as a very rainy Saturday. The religious ones are quite surprising. They are all clever.

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  10. Fun post. Can you explain Leigh Mercer's dates? I wonder if they are also a math joke I don't get.

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  11. Never mind, I looked him up, just a typo. Or a date-o.

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