Just to
get you in the party mood and ready for those wonderful jokes inside Christmas
crackers. Prepare to groan.
Q: What do you give the
man who has everything?
A: Antibiotics.
Q: What goes, ‘Ha, ha,
ha, clonk?’
A: A man
laughing his head off.
Q: What did baby corn
say to mummy corn?
A: Where’s Pop corn?
Q: Why did the thief take
a bath?
A: So he could make a clean getaway.
Q: Why do black sheep eat less than white sheep>
A: There
aren’t as many of them.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fish.
Q: Where would you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?
A: You hang around while I go on ahead.
This is the cleverest play on words. What did the hat say to the scarf?
ReplyDeleteYou hang around while I go on ahead.
I will credit you with this one, next time I repeat it :)
Well, it made me laugh. And they are funny and silly. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I will admit I laughed ... at some!
ReplyDeleteOK... groan ... 🫢
ReplyDeletesome good chuckles for me this morning...My great grandson would love these...I'll have to send them to him... Have a fabulous Thursday..
ReplyDeleteA punny set :-)
ReplyDeleteI do like a corny joke especially a Christmas cracker one. However I must pick up on the one about a fish with no eyes. Its a fsh. (i'm sure this was an oversight on your part or just the dreaded auto correct)
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy your blog as you never know what you're going to come up with.
"Groan" is right! But also funny.
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ReplyDeletethis makes my day.
Some good ones. I like the sheep.
ReplyDeleteReally love them. Good for Friday morning
ReplyDeleteLiterally lol'ed at that first joke. Insert fist bump here.
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