Just to
get you in the party mood and ready for those wonderful jokes inside Christmas
crackers. Prepare to groan.
Q: What do you give the
man who has everything?
A: Antibiotics.
Q: What goes, ‘Ha, ha,
ha, clonk?’
A: A man
laughing his head off.
Q: What did baby corn
say to mummy corn?
A: Where’s Pop corn?
Q: Why did the thief take
a bath?
A: So he could make a clean getaway.
Q: Why do black sheep eat less than white sheep>
A: There
aren’t as many of them.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fish.
Q: Where would you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?
A: You hang around while I go on ahead.
This is the cleverest play on words. What did the hat say to the scarf?
ReplyDeleteYou hang around while I go on ahead.
I will credit you with this one, next time I repeat it :)
Thank you, but I didn't make it up. I don't think I could make up a joke to save my life. 😟
DeleteWell, it made me laugh. And they are funny and silly. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely silly!
DeleteOkay, I will admit I laughed ... at some!
ReplyDeleteSometimes you just can't help it . . .
DeleteOK... groan ... 🫢
ReplyDeleteTee hee!
Deletesome good chuckles for me this morning...My great grandson would love these...I'll have to send them to him... Have a fabulous Thursday..
ReplyDeleteThey are pretty childish, I must admit! 🤣😂😃
DeleteA punny set :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL!
DeleteI do like a corny joke especially a Christmas cracker one. However I must pick up on the one about a fish with no eyes. Its a fsh. (i'm sure this was an oversight on your part or just the dreaded auto correct)
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy your blog as you never know what you're going to come up with.
Ha ha! You're right about the 'i' of course, but 'fish' is how it was written.
DeleteThank you.
"Groan" is right! But also funny.
ReplyDeleteGot to get ready for the crackers!
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ReplyDeletethis makes my day.
Splendid! 😁
DeleteSome good ones. I like the sheep.
ReplyDeleteThere's quite some thought behind some of these, silly though they are.
DeleteReally love them. Good for Friday morning
ReplyDeleteStart the weekend with a smile . . .
DeleteLiterally lol'ed at that first joke. Insert fist bump here.
ReplyDeleteI liked that one particularly . . .
DeleteThank you for these, though I've heard them before they still make me smile.
ReplyDeleteEven though I've heard some of them before, I can't always remember the punch line, which is why I don't tell jokes!
DeleteHi Janice - just what the kids want ... cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteThe kids groan more than the adults!
DeleteWhat's yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard.
ReplyDeleteI love these sort of jokes, thank you for sharing. My guilty pleasure is these sort of quizzes.
https://www.sporcle.com/games/finetuner/dad-jokes-ii-copy
There are far too many of them.
Love the link. Lots of wordplay!
Delete😆😆😆
ReplyDelete😁
DeleteLOL, these are funny
ReplyDelete😂🤣
DeleteHaha, the corny ones are always the best.
ReplyDeleteThey are!
DeleteOh yes, Christmas cracker standard! (Should fish be fsh?)
ReplyDeleteIt probably should, but it was written as 'fish.'
DeleteOh some of those are really good. I love Xmas cracker jokes. But no one else but me gets most of them.
ReplyDeleteI have a weakness for them, too.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the laughs ... and groans! xxx
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome!
DeleteA good mix of laughs and groans ... thank you.
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
Happy to help!
ReplyDeleteThose were good ones.....and I am thinking "Poor dog!"
ReplyDeleteFun!!!!!
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