More humour
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A
stick.
A: A
nervous wreck.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They haven’t got the guts.
Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
