More humour
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A
stick.
A: A
nervous wreck.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They haven’t got the guts.
Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Great corny jokes!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs! I definitely needed some today
ReplyDeleteThe cat ones are spot on!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the grins.
ReplyDeleteLove the cat ones especially the three cats on the bed. We sleep with a black lab and a cat!
ReplyDeleteThese are great! Thank you. 😃😃
ReplyDeleteVery funny, thank you for the chuckles.
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