Tuesday, 24 June 2025

 

More humour



Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A:  A stick.



 Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A:  A nervous wreck.

 


Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

A: They haven’t got the guts.


 

Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef.

 


Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

 

31 comments:

  1. Thanks for the laughs! I definitely needed some today

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  2. The cat ones are spot on!

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    1. All cat people will relate! πŸ˜ΊπŸ˜ΌπŸ™€

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  3. Love the cat ones especially the three cats on the bed. We sleep with a black lab and a cat!

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    1. We sleep with a yellow lab and one of his companion cats.

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  4. These are great! Thank you. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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  5. Very funny, thank you for the chuckles.

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  6. What's brown and sticky? A stick. I liked the skeletons. Made my husband groan!

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    1. A good groan is almost as good as a guffaw! πŸ˜‡

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  7. Corny, but funny. I had to think twice about the bangs...is that fringe comedy? πŸ˜„

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  8. Hi Janice - definitely funny ... and I wouldn't see them unless you posted them - cheers Hilary

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    1. My tastes are nothing if not eclectic. πŸ˜‰

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  9. All amusing and I had to think about the roast beef one. I've thrown a few boomerang shaped sticks in my time.

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    1. I like word play. The one time I threw a boomerang it didn't return. Haven't got the knack . . .

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  10. Love them all. Thanks for the laughs this morning

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  11. I'm glad you enjoyed them. 😊

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  12. Bangs/Bob tickled me most. Good wordplay.

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  13. Thanks.. I always enjoy some good funnies!!

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  14. Thanks for the lift on a extremely hot day.

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  15. Good ones! I liked the one on skeletons!

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  16. Always nervous about haircuts myself these days, as it seems to me there's not all that much left to work with (and yet what is there does need a trim from time to time...)

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