More humour
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A
stick.
A: A
nervous wreck.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They haven’t got the guts.
Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Great corny jokes!!
ReplyDeleteChristmas cracker jokes!
DeleteThanks for the laughs! I definitely needed some today
ReplyDeleteI'm glad they helped. 😊
DeleteThe cat ones are spot on!
ReplyDeleteAll cat people will relate! 😺😼🙀
DeleteThanks for the grins.
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure.
DeleteLove the cat ones especially the three cats on the bed. We sleep with a black lab and a cat!
ReplyDeleteWe sleep with a yellow lab and one of his companion cats.
DeleteThese are great! Thank you. 😃😃
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome. 😼😺
DeleteVery funny, thank you for the chuckles.
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DeleteThanks for a good laugh!
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DeleteWhat's brown and sticky? A stick. I liked the skeletons. Made my husband groan!
ReplyDeleteA good groan is almost as good as a guffaw! 😇
DeleteCorny, but funny. I had to think twice about the bangs...is that fringe comedy? 😄
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Very quick, JayCee.
DeleteHi Janice - definitely funny ... and I wouldn't see them unless you posted them - cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteMy tastes are nothing if not eclectic. 😉
DeleteAll amusing and I had to think about the roast beef one. I've thrown a few boomerang shaped sticks in my time.
ReplyDeleteI like word play. The one time I threw a boomerang it didn't return. Haven't got the knack . . .
DeleteLove them all. Thanks for the laughs this morning
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoyed them. 😊
ReplyDeleteBangs/Bob tickled me most. Good wordplay.
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DeleteThanks.. I always enjoy some good funnies!!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
DeleteThanks for the lift on a extremely hot day.
ReplyDeleteHappy to help. 😉
DeleteGood ones! I liked the one on skeletons!
ReplyDeleteI wonder who thinks these up?
DeleteAlways nervous about haircuts myself these days, as it seems to me there's not all that much left to work with (and yet what is there does need a trim from time to time...)
ReplyDeleteDo hairdressers ever do what they're asked? 😟
DeleteFun post!
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DeleteFunny! Bob may have a man-bun now, but I bet he's happy to see more clearly.
ReplyDeleteI love corny jokes and the cats are just toooo funny. ha ha on the manbun.. our neighbor has a man bun, his hair is half way down his back but rarely see it down. the dog looks cuter, he he he
ReplyDeleteAh, so much to laugh at. I love each of these. I especially love the one about the boomerang that doesn't come back!
ReplyDeleteThanks Janice, those jokes were exactly what I needed ... xxx
ReplyDeleteOh these are funny.
ReplyDeleteThese are the kind of groaners you can’t help but laugh at. Feels like we’re swapping jokes over coffee and trying not to snort.
ReplyDeleteGood heavens! I thought the jokes that I recently posted were corny but yours take the biscuit Janice!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteA great collection of funnies.
ReplyDeleteMany thanks for the laughs.
All the best Jan
Made my day today!! Don't you just wonder who comes up with all of these funnies? glad they do!
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