More humour
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A
stick.
A: A
nervous wreck.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They haven’t got the guts.
Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Great corny jokes!!
ReplyDeleteChristmas cracker jokes!
DeleteThanks for the laughs! I definitely needed some today
ReplyDeleteI'm glad they helped. 😊
DeleteThe cat ones are spot on!
ReplyDeleteAll cat people will relate! 😺😼🙀
DeleteThanks for the grins.
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure.
DeleteLove the cat ones especially the three cats on the bed. We sleep with a black lab and a cat!
ReplyDeleteWe sleep with a yellow lab and one of his companion cats.
DeleteThese are great! Thank you. 😃😃
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome. 😼😺
DeleteVery funny, thank you for the chuckles.
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DeleteThanks for a good laugh!
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DeleteWhat's brown and sticky? A stick. I liked the skeletons. Made my husband groan!
ReplyDeleteA good groan is almost as good as a guffaw! 😇
DeleteCorny, but funny. I had to think twice about the bangs...is that fringe comedy? 😄
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Very quick, JayCee.
DeleteHi Janice - definitely funny ... and I wouldn't see them unless you posted them - cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteMy tastes are nothing if not eclectic. 😉
DeleteAll amusing and I had to think about the roast beef one. I've thrown a few boomerang shaped sticks in my time.
ReplyDeleteI like word play. The one time I threw a boomerang it didn't return. Haven't got the knack . . .
DeleteLove them all. Thanks for the laughs this morning
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoyed them. 😊
ReplyDeleteBangs/Bob tickled me most. Good wordplay.
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DeleteThanks.. I always enjoy some good funnies!!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
DeleteThanks for the lift on a extremely hot day.
ReplyDeleteHappy to help. 😉
DeleteGood ones! I liked the one on skeletons!
ReplyDeleteI wonder who thinks these up?
DeleteAlways nervous about haircuts myself these days, as it seems to me there's not all that much left to work with (and yet what is there does need a trim from time to time...)
ReplyDeleteDo hairdressers ever do what they're asked? 😟
DeleteFun post!
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DeleteFunny! Bob may have a man-bun now, but I bet he's happy to see more clearly.
ReplyDeleteI love corny jokes and the cats are just toooo funny. ha ha on the manbun.. our neighbor has a man bun, his hair is half way down his back but rarely see it down. the dog looks cuter, he he he
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