More humour
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A
stick.
A: A
nervous wreck.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They haven’t got the guts.
Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Great corny jokes!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs! I definitely needed some today
ReplyDeleteThe cat ones are spot on!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the grins.
ReplyDeleteLove the cat ones especially the three cats on the bed. We sleep with a black lab and a cat!
ReplyDeleteThese are great! Thank you. 😃😃
ReplyDeleteVery funny, thank you for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteThanks for a good laugh!
ReplyDeleteWhat's brown and sticky? A stick. I liked the skeletons. Made my husband groan!
ReplyDeleteCorny, but funny. I had to think twice about the bangs...is that fringe comedy? 😄
ReplyDeleteHi Janice - definitely funny ... and I wouldn't see them unless you posted them - cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteAll amusing and I had to think about the roast beef one. I've thrown a few boomerang shaped sticks in my time.
ReplyDeleteLove them all. Thanks for the laughs this morning
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