Showing posts with label New Zealand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Zealand. Show all posts

Thursday, 19 March 2026

Live and learn (3)

 

Live and learn (3)

                                            Tawa 
                                    Image courtesy Wikimedia Commons 

 Two words this week, both relating to New Zealand.

Tawa (Beilschmiedia tawa) is a tall evergreen tree in the laurel family. It bears sprays of pale green flowers which develop large, purple fruits resembling damsons or plums. 

Tawa fruit 

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The fruit can be eaten, but is said to taste of turpentine! The stones, or kernels, can be roasted for food, and the bark used to produce a drink.

The timber is widely used for furniture and flooring.

Tawa 
Image courtesy Wikimedia Commons 

Tawa is also the South Asian name for a large, flat, circular griddle, used to cook chapattis and other flatbreads, and for frying meat, or paneer (often called ‘Indian cottage cheese’)

Weta 
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The second word is weta. Weta is a large, flightless brown insect in a group of about one hundred species in the grasshopper family. It is mainly nocturnal and omnivorous, often scavenging, though the giant and tree weta feed on lichens, leaves and fruit.   

It is native to New Zealand, and has few natural predators but has fallen foul of introduced mammals. Consequently, some weta species are now considered critically endangered.

Sunday, 28 September 2025

The screaming haka

 

The screaming haka

                                        Image courtesy Wikimedia Commons

As the Women’s Rugby World Cup approaches its climax, the men in my family settled to watch the semi-final between New Zealand and France at Twickenham. They are agreed that women’s rugby is faster-moving and played more as it used to be in the men’s game. It was a good match and the final, later on this Saturday afternoon, between the champions, England, and Canada, promises to be entertaining, too.

The major attraction for me was seeing and hearing the haka. Haka are ceremonial Māori dances performed in a variety of situations, from welcoming honoured visitors, to funerals, to a pre-match challenge or symbolic throwing down of the gauntlet. When men perform the haka before a rugby match, their voices resonate around the stadium, a powerful chant reverberating in the chests of the crowd. It is thrilling.

Women’s voices are shriller, more piercing, so that the overall effect is of shrieking rather than chanting. However, the Kiwis gave it their all.

Packs of people shouting and yelling occur in less friendly circumstances, demonstrating in the streets against perceived injustices. I have it on good authority that a mob of women screaming obscenities feels far more threatening than a crowd of men doing the same. The fairer sex is less than attractive when protecting their homes or communities. Men are intimidated by screeching harridans.

The rugby final was won by England, with a score of 33 to 13. It was a good match, played with concentration and intent until the very last minute. There was no aggression, and none of the fisticuffs sometimes seen in the men’s matches. It was the second largest crowd attendance of all time.

It was good to see the Canadian Prime Minister there, but where was the UK Prime Minister?

Monday, 11 August 2025

More pigs

 

More pigs

                                Image courtesy Wikimedia Commons

Hilary mentioned a pig in a poke. It was the custom to carry piglets to market in a poke or sack. Buyers did not inspect the contents of the sack, so were buying blind and in good faith, laying themselves open to sharp practice.

Sometimes a customer would pay for or trade for a pig in a poke only to discover, too late, that a cat had been substituted. When the buyer opened the sack to look at his purchase, the cat would leap out, leading to the expression, ‘letting the cat out of the bag.’

In 1555, the saying ran:

I wyll neuer bye the pyg in the poke               I will never buy the pig in the poke

Thers many a foule pyg in a feyre cloke      There’s many a foul pig in a fair cloak

Pig iron is nothing to do with pigs, unsurprisingly. The crude iron ingots are brittle and are not used directly and need to be refined. Pig iron is used in steel production, cast iron and wrought iron. Molten iron was poured into a channel, called the sow, which had smaller moulds branching from it. The resulting small ingots are said to resemble suckling pigs.

St Anthony’s pig, or Tantony, is the smallest pig in a litter, maybe a pet pig, sometimes called the runt. Saint Anthony is the patron saint of pigs and pig keepers. He was also entreated to heal skin diseases like ergotism which was endemic in mediaeval times. This ailment resulted from eating grain infected with a fungus that caused convulsions, gangrene and death. Those afflicted often suffered severe feelings of burning, which gave rise to the common name of St Anthonys Fire.

The Hospitallers of St Anthony nursed the sick and would often receive a Tantony. The little pig would be dressed with bells and allowed to wander the streets. Local people would feed the pig, which became a symbol of charity and caring.                             

There are three canddates for the name of Pig Island. The first was an unflattering name for New Zealand. Captain James Cook introduced pigs to New Zealand in the second half of the 18th century He may have entertained charitable intentions, to allow pigs to breed and provide food for the indigenous people. The pigs thrived and did much damage to the ecosystem and biodiversity. They remain a persistent problem.

                                        Image courtesy Wikimedia Commons

The second Pig Island, or Pig Beach, is in the Bahamas. This is an island uninhabited by humans, but providing home for a colony of swimming pigs, some goats and a few cats. The pigs are a tourist attraction, and swim out to boats hoping for tasty treats.

The third place is in Thailand. Koh Madsum, or Pig Island, lies thirty minutes off the coast of Koh Samui. The pigs live on the beaches and greet tourists with joy. They enjoy treats like watermelon.

There are conflicting stories of their arrival on the island. One source claims that the pigs swam to Koh Madsum from an island nearby. Another story says that a local man rescued four underfed pigs from a market and took them to the island, where they settled in and became happy inhabitants, relaxing on the beautiful sands and swimming in the clear waters. Visitors can expect to be greeted by about ten friendly pigs.

 

Image courtesy Wikimedia Commons

 

Friday, 20 October 2023

Polygon

 

Polygon

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A polygon has at least three sides and three angles and cannot have any curved sides. A square is a polygon, and so is a star. The polygon I am thinking of is a regular polygon word puzzle in ‘The Times’. Tuesday’s polygon was a hexagon consisting of six four-sided polygons or Isosceles trapezoids enclosing a hexagon.

Today’s polygon is a heptagon of seven Isosceles trapezoids enclosing a heptagon. Last Friday’s was an octagon and Saturday’s was a nonagon. Whatever the size of the polygon, the challenge remains the same. In the central shape is a letter and the surrounding shapes have one letter each. Simply, the player has to find words composed of at least four of the random letters (sometimes at least three, depending on the size of the polygon), but each word must contain the central letter.

In the course of playing it I have discovered words I never knew existed, thus negating any thoughts I had previously embraced about having a ‘good vocabulary’. Too many times I have to press the ‘Solution’ button, which always kindly enquires, ‘Are you sure you want to reveal the solution?’

Thus it was that I came across ‘tahr’, which can be spelt ‘tehr’ but wasn’t on this occasion, as there was no ‘e’. The letters were a central ‘T’, meaning that it had to be used in any three-letter or more word, surrounded by Y, A, H, R, C, I. There are thirty words to be made from this array. Encouraging messages pop up if you’re lucky - ‘Average’, ‘Good’, ‘Very good’ and so on.

Female Himalayan tahr

Anyway, ‘tahr’ was new to me, but maybe not to a New Zealander or a South African. A tahr, I discovered, is an Asian animal related to goats and sheep. There are three species with distinct differences. The Himalayan tahr is widespread in the Himalayas and was introduced to the Southern Alps of New Zealand to be hunted for sport, along with another introduced species, the chamois. To gain some revenge these two animals are now posing a serious threat to the ecosystems in those areas. They have no natural predators and so must be controlled by other means.


The male Himalayan tahr has a beautiful mane.

The following from Wikipedia:

New Zealand alpine ecosystems evolved over millions of years in isolation without any large mammal browsers (such as tahr), and many alpine plants have no defence mechanisms (such as toxins or spines) to discourage tahr from eating them.

Herding browsers such as tahr and chamois cause two-fold damage; firstly, by eating native plants; secondly by trampling large areas of vegetation and compactable soils, when herds of animals gather together.

Tahr graze at high altitudes, in alpine grasslands and sub-alpine shrublands, and browse on native plants that birds, lizards and insects use for feeding, nesting and shelter. The tahr diet includes some large, succulent herbaceous species including alpine buttercups and mountain daisies. Some of these species are ranked as Threatened or At Risk by the New Zealand Threat Classification System.

Tahr also feed on snow tussock and shrub species which are the dominant vegetation in many of New Zealand’s subalpine and alpine environments. Tahr are a major threat to the sensitive ecosystems of alpine regions as their social nature increases pressure in localised areas. In extreme situations, large groups of tahr can transform tall tussocks and subalpine shrublands to a grassy turf or bare ground.

A pair of Himalayan tahrs escaped from a South African zoo in 1936 and established a small population on Table Mountain. Most of them have been culled.

The other two species are the Arabian tahr of Oman and the Nilgiri tahr of South India. Both are considered endangered, with the Nilgiri tahr being susceptible to poaching and illegal hunting.

Thursday, 6 December 2012

Dogs driving in New Zealand


As a way of showing people how intelligent rescue dogs can be a New Zealand charity has taught dogs to drive and filmed them.

I hope you can all see it - it's amazing!
 

Friday, 9 September 2011

Rugby World Cup 2011 New Zealand

The Rugby World Cup 2011 begins today in NewZealand. The first match is between Tonga and New Zealand and audiences were treated to two heart-stirring hakas, the first from Tonga, followed by New Zealand. One Tongan player was seen to say, 'That was good!'


The first clip is of the All Blacks in 2006 with accompanying explanation. Turn up the volume and feel the vibrations!

The second clip is also from 2006 and shows the All Blacks and the Tongans performing their hakas before the start of the game.


Thursday, 21 January 2010

Latest threat levels or How to offend everyone in one short posting!


Barry recently received the following email:-


Latest threat levels
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the English issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Dirty Bastards" They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.  It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert.

Italy has increased its alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Blitzkrieg".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile and as usual are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

And in the southern hemisphere –

New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baa" to "BAA!". Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the air-force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation,  which is "I hope Australia will come and rescue us".


Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain:  "Crikey!', "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.