A repost to raise a smile

 

A repost to raise a smile

I don’t know where I found the following joke, but it made me smile. However, if you are blonde, or easily offended, or both, it might be better to skip this post.

With apologies to all the blondes I know and love . . . male and female.

 

Blonde on a plane

A plane was flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy class got up moved to the firstclass section and sat down.

The flight attendant asked to see her ticket. She then told the blonde that she had paid for economy class and would have to return there.

The blonde replied, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.’

The flight attendant went to the cockpit and told the pilot and co-pilot that there was a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who had an economy ticket but wouldn’t move back to her seat.

The co-pilot went to talk to the blonde. He explained that she would have to return to economy because she had only paid for economy.

The blonde replied, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.’

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and told the pilot that he should probably have the police waiting to arrest this blonde woman who wouldn’t listen to reason when they land in Toronto.

The pilot said, ‘You say she’s a blonde? I’m married to a blonde, I’ll handle this, I speak blonde.’

He left the cockpit and spoke quietly to the blonde. She said, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry,’ and got up and returned to economy.

The flight attendant and the co-pilot were astonished and asked the pilot what he had said.

‘I told her, first class isn’t going to Toronto.’

 

Do not read if you are easily offended - or blonde - or both

With apologies to all my blonde daughters and granddaughters and their friends . . .

Blonde on a plane

A plane is on its way to Toronto when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to return to economy.

The blonde replies, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.’

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.’

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should  have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, ‘You say she is a blonde? I'll  handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.’

He goes to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says, ‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

 ‘I told her, ‘First class isn't going to Toronto.’