Tuesday 15 March 2011

Do not read if you are easily offended - or blonde - or both

With apologies to all my blonde daughters and granddaughters and their friends . . .

Blonde on a plane

A plane is on its way to Toronto when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to return to economy.

The blonde replies, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.’

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.’

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should  have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, ‘You say she is a blonde? I'll  handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.’

He goes to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says, ‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

 ‘I told her, ‘First class isn't going to Toronto.’ 


  1. Your blog is interesting, has left a great impression.
    Best wishes

  2. LOL!! ... now that was funny! :o)

  3. I'm not blonde, but even if I were I would have to laugh at that one. Cute!

  4. hahahahahaha great punchline

  5. I needed the chuckle... thanks! :-D

  6. Poor blondes, surely there is one here and there who is intelligent?

    Still, I like blonde jokes because I am very brunette.

  7. LOL This cracked me up! Thanks for the end-of-day laugh.

  8. Tee hee...that was a lovely bright spot in my evening! Sometimes not being PC hits just the right note...:)

    Imagination Lane

  9. This is so funny! Had me laughing at work every time I saw a blonde. Your work is really interesting.
    Great laugh. (Thanks for stopping by.)


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