Goosey
Goosey Gander

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Goosey
Goosey Gander,
Whither
shall I wander?
Upstairs
and downstairs
And in my
lady’s chamber.
There I
met an old man
Who
wouldn’t say his prayers,
So I took
him by his left leg
And threw
him down the stairs.
I often
wondered about this rhyme as I recited it for my children. Why would a goose be
indoors, or was the ‘speaker’ addressing a goose?
That must
be it, for a goose would not be capable of throwing a man down the stairs.
I guessed
it had something to do with religion, from the dark days when following the
practice considered the ‘right’ one would be safe, but displaying heretical tendencies
could cost one’s life, often in the most horrific manner.
In some communities
‘Left Footer’ refers to those who belong to the Church of Rome. The others are
called ‘Prods,’ as in ‘Prodestants’ (Protestants)
One
interpretation of the rhyme suggests that after Henry VIII’s break away from
the Roman Catholic Church, in the early 16th century, new English
language prayers replaced the old Latin prayers. Catholics became increasingly disliked,
and feared, for they might rise up against the King. They were treated harshly,
though the old Catholic noble families protected their family priests from
execution, hiding them in priest holes in their houses. If discovered, the
priests would be hauled from their hiding places and treated abominably, along
with their protectors.
‘Goose’ is
a sexual reference – indeed, being ‘goosed’ is still British slang for being
pinched on the bottom (male to female, usually).
‘Goose’ was
a slang name for a prostitute from the twelfth century onwards. ‘Winchester
Goose’ referred to London prostitutes working in an area called the ‘Liberty of
the Clink,’ also known as the ‘Liberty of the Bishops of Winchester.’
The Bishops
of Winchester issued licences for brothels and prostitutes from the twelfth to
the seventeenth centuries, and taxed them on their earnings. The prostitutes
were denied Christian burial and were interred in an unconsecrated graveyard
called ‘Cross Bones,’ in Southwark, which is now a memorial to them.
‘Winchester
Goose’ became a common term for venereal disease, or for a person suffering
from a sexually transmitted sickness. ‘Goose bumps’ refers to one of the symptoms
of such ailments. Syphilis and gonorrhoea can cause a skin rash with bumps or
sores. Be careful telling someone you have goose bumps. It’s unlikely, but they may know the origin of the phrase.
The inference
in the rhyme is that a priest has been discovered in a brothel and, incapable
of reciting the new prayers, is cast down the stairs.
The
things we unknowingly teach our children!