Friday, 31 October 2025

Samhain

 

Samhain

This ae nighte, this ae nighte,

Every nighte and all,

Fire and sleet and candle-lighte,

And Christe receive thy saule.

The Lyke-Wake Dirge, folk song in Yorkshire dialect

This song was beautifully performed by Pentangle, with Jacqui McShee’s sublime soaring voice and perfect diction.

Samhain (Sauin in Manx) is the Irish and Scottish Gaelic name for November.

The festival of Samhain begins at sunset on October 31st, to mark the end of harvest and the beginning of winter.

It is said that the veil between life and death is at its thinnest on this sacred night. The spirits of the dear departed may visit their homes and in some cases, places are set at table for them.

It is common to speak of dying as passing away. Maybe it is not simply an anodyne way of referring to something distressing, but a reference to Samhain. It is comforting, for those who do not robustly deny such beliefs as outdated nonsense, to think that souls slip from one realm to another through the sheerest curtain.

‘Pass’ meaning ‘die’ has been used since the beginning of the fourteenth century and was used in that sense by Geoffrey Chaucer (1343-1400) and later by Shakespeare (1564-1616)

 ‘Passing away’ came into the common lexicon in the fifteenth century. The belief then was that a person’s soul remained until the funeral rites were completed, after which it could ‘pass away.’

Thursday, 30 October 2025

 

Just to get you in the party mood and ready for those wonderful jokes inside Christmas crackers. Prepare to groan.

 

Q:  What do you give the man who has everything?

A:  Antibiotics.

 

Q:  What goes, ‘Ha, ha, ha, clonk?’

A:  A man laughing his head off.

 

Q:  What did baby corn say to mummy corn?

A: Where’s Pop corn?

 

Q:  Why did the thief take a bath?

A: So he could make a clean getaway.

 

Q: Why do black sheep eat less than white sheep>

A:  There aren’t as many of them.

 

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fish.

 

Q: Where would you find a dog with no legs?

A: Right where you left him.

 

Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?

A: You hang around while I go on ahead.

Wednesday, 29 October 2025

Endless dancing

 

Endless dancing

Red Shoes (Boots) modelled by Power Ranger Jason Lee Scott

Fairy tales often conceal dark thoughts and fears. Frequently, they’re based on unpleasant and unpalatable facts, and are used as moral fables.

The Brothers Grimm wrote the story of Snow White in 1812, though it traces its origins to earlier folk tales in which a mother wished for a beautiful child, ‘’with skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as ebony.”

In Snow White the lovely child was born and adored, but her loving mother died soon after the baby’s birth. Her father married a beautiful woman who was excessively vain and despised the pretty little girl. Many times, she sought to kill her, but each time her efforts were thwarted.

After the trials and tribulations visited upon the poor child by her stepmother, Snow White was awoken from her living death and married her handsome prince. The evil stepmother was invited to the wedding, but was overcome with envy and hatred at seeing the lovely young woman, who had displaced her as “the fairest in all the land.” Her wickedness was repaid with a curse. She was compelled to wear a pair of shoes of red-hot iron and dance until she collapsed and died.

Evil is as evil does, you might say.

A little more than thirty years later, Hans Christian Andersen wrote The Red Shoes in 1845.

If you have ever wondered why ‘Karen’ became a pejorative term for rude, privileged women, the clue may lie within the story. It wasn’t adopted as an insult until the twenty-first century, after an unpleasant incident in Central Park, New York. 

In defence of Karens everywhere, I have known several by that name, all perfectly pleasant.

In the story, poor orphaned Karen was adopted by a wealthy lady and indulged in everything, growing up spoilt and conceited. Spotting a pretty pair of red shoes in a cobbler’s shop window, Karen could not rest until she acquired them. Once in possession of them, she could not bear to remove them.

 Dressed in white for her confirmation, she refused to change them for something more appropriate, greatly upsetting those around her, particularly her guardian. Later, as her guardian lay seriously ill Karen wore the shoes to a ball, giving little heed to the woman who had taken her in and looked after her.

To her shock, as she left the ball, she found herself dancing and unable to stop. An angel appeared and told her she was cursed to wear the shoes and dance through all eternity. In desperation, Karen begged for her feet to be chopped off, and they danced away from her. She was then given wooden feet and crutches, and lived the rest of her life humbly.

That is a profound object lesson.

There are shades of eternal dancing in the Pied Piper of Hamelin, another story written by the Brothers Grimm. It is a strange tale that has its roots in history.

After the Pied Piper had been cheated of his agreed fee for ridding the town of Hamelin of its plague of rats, he took his revenge by enticing the children to follow him out of the town. The children could not resist the strains of the Piper’s tunes, and danced away to a lair in the mountains, never to be seen again. One poor crippled boy, unable to keep up with his companions, was left behind to tell the tale.

As always, there are several versions of the story, but there is a street in Hamelin which is said to be the last place the children were seen alive before they disappeared. It is called ‘Bungelosenstrasse,’ (street without drums) and no music or dancing is ever allowed on that thoroughfare.

Tuesday, 28 October 2025

The Dancing Plague of 1518

 

The Dancing Plague of 1518

Dance at Molenbeek. Pieter Brueghel the Younger (1564-1638)

A depiction of dancing mania, on the pilgrimage of epileptics to the church of Molenbeek

Image courtesy Wikimedia Commons

Having recently twice heard mention of this phenomenon, I wanted to learn more.

 It’s not clear what caused an outbreak of enforced dancing. One theory suggests that it was food poisoning, from eating rye affected by ergot fungus, which can cause hallucinations. This causes twitching and convulsions rather than dancing, but is similar in composition to LSD, and was also implicated in the frenzy surrounding the Salem witch trials.

 An alternative theory proposes that it was mass hysteria related to stress brought about by impoverished living conditions, disease, and starvation.

Whatever the cause, on 14th July 1518, Frau Troffea left her house in Strasbourg and began dancing. After several hours, she fell to the ground, exhausted, but began dancing again the following day. She continued to dance for six days, despite the pain of her bruised and bleeding feet. Others joined the dancing, until around four hundred people were involved. Some danced themselves to death, dying from heart attacks, strokes, or exhaustion.

At the time, in a region where St Vitus was honoured, people believed that prolonged dancing was a punishment visited on sinners.

St Vitus was a Christian martyr from Sicily. He is the patron saint of dancers, comedians, actors, and dogs, and protects against snake bites, storms, oversleeping, and epilepsy. He is most commonly associated with St Vitus’ Dance, which is now known as Sydenham’s Chorea. Sydenham’s chorea is caused by an autoimmune reaction to a streptococcal infection (strep throat) It can cause involuntary twitching of face, hands, and feet, and imbalance and poor coordination, resulting in an unusual gait.

They believed that Frau Troffea had sinned and was controlled by the Devil. They led her, with others, to a shrine in the mountains to atone for their sins.

The dancing mania, Pieter Brueghel

It is believed that sometimes strong men were employed to support exhausted dancers.
Image courtesy Wikimedia Commons

By the beginning of September 1518, the plague began to abate, and the dancing stopped completely after several weeks. Although the Strasbourg outbreak is probably the best-documented, there were at least ten similar occurrences centuries before, all equally inexplicable.                       

Monday, 27 October 2025

Worrying

 

Worrying

Arthur, trying to make sense of it all.

Our middle daughter lives in South London, not far from Crystal Palace. Early each morning she goes for a run with her dog, Arthur. This morning, she discovered something disturbing in the woods. She took photographs, but did not investigate closely and would not allow Arthur too near, either.

Instead, she called the police, for what she had found looked worryingly like a body. 

 A police car and an ambulance arrived on the scene and after a short while the authorities determined that the polythene wrapped ‘body’ had probably been deposited as a Hallowe’en prank.


The police officer who was the first to investigate agreed that it looked very suspicious. It is a shame that one person’s idea of a joke results in money being wasted on public resources, but such things must be examined.

Not long ago, the various parts of a dismembered body were found near this location, so police are aware and alert at all times. This time, fortunately, it was just a poor joke in bad taste.

Sunday, 26 October 2025

Where?

 

Where? 


It’s a bright sunny chilly, morning with a breeze so slight it’s almost not there. The clocks have celebrated by going back.

No-one is quite sure where they have gone, but at some point during the night they grew legs and scurried off to their lairs, in caverns in the mountains or caves by the seashore. Some scampered away to deep forest hideaways while others returned to open moors. A few unfortunates found themselves restricted to towns, to skulk near rubbish tips and keep company with the foxes and feral cats.

The grand church clocks and their relations from the town halls across the land strode purposefully to their ancestral homes, while the sarsens (not the vinegar – that’s Sarson’s) flexed their enormous muscles and lumbered away from Stonehenge and Avebury and Clatford Bottom to take their repose.

What the humans see on awakening are impostors. The originals will return in the Spring when the clocks travel forward again.

It is the end of British Summer Time.

What of the digital timepieces? Do they really deserve the title of ‘clock?’ They are soulless, with no heartbeat and no agency. They are not worth consideration.

Saturday, 25 October 2025

 

Wrong directions?

   
                                
                            Why is there a bus in the forest?

                     Did TomTom give inaccurate directions?

 ‘Take the next turning on the right’ can often lead the unwary into a dead end or a field gate or even the driveway to someone’s house.

We’ll never know why the bus was there. It was a strange sight.

 Leaving?  The car looks rather like a taxi and there's another vehicle beyond the bus which could be a Forest Ranger's four-wheel drive.