Winston here . . . p'rrrrr, p'rrrrr . . .
I'm a happy,laid-back cat of the Ocicat variety, (Chocolate, if you must know) I'd love to write my own entries but the claws are too long, don'tcha know, so I have to rely on the humans to do it for me. I'm watching all the time of course but you can't trust people to do it right. For goodness' sake they can't organise their own affairs efficiently – just look at the banking system for a start.
My stars, if cats behaved the way bankers and politicians do, we'd starve. Catch a few mice (or birds, we're not fussy) offer them for sale to the highest bidder on the promise of more to come because there's rich pickings out there (WHERE??) and we'll all grow fat on the proceeds . . . oh, yeah? I'm just a cat, pretty smart, but just a cat and even I know you get nothing for nothing.