The three
little pigs
The three
little pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter
came to take their drink orders.
‘I’d like
gin and tonic,’ said the first little piggy.
‘I’d like
white wine,’ said the second little piggy.
‘I’d like
water, lots and lots of water,’ said the third little piggy.
When the
waiter asked them if they were ready to order their main course, the first
little piggy said, ‘I’d like a big, juicy steak.’
The second
little piggy said, ‘I’d like fish and chips.’
The third
little piggy said, ‘‘I’d like water, lots and lots of water.’
Asked if they’d
like dessert, the first little piggy said, ‘I’d like apple pie and custard.’
The second
little piggy said, ‘I’d like lemon sorbet.’
The third little piggy said, ‘‘I’d like water, lots and
lots of water.’
The
waiter was puzzled and said to the third little piggy, ‘Excuse me for asking,
but why have you only ordered water for every course?’
The third
little piggy said, ‘Well, one of us has to go wee, wee, wee all the way home.’
That is very cute Janice - I was wondering how it would end 😆
ReplyDeleteI didn't see the end coming.
Delete🥰 Why are animals so adorable as babies, including humans, and so gross as adults?
ReplyDeleteIt's a mystery - too much of everything spoils innocence.
DeleteSo sweetly funny! I love it :)
ReplyDeleteIt made me smile, too.
DeleteI wasn't expecting that last line! Love it :)
ReplyDeleteI wonder who dreams these up?
DeleteBrilliant!!! xx
ReplyDeleteIt's one to remember!
DeleteGroan!!!
ReplyDeleteI know, but it's fun.
DeleteHa Ha Ha ... fun ... made me smile ... thanks - cheers H
ReplyDeleteMe, too.
DeleteDoh...😏
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha.
DeleteThe conversation is so witty and funny
ReplyDeleteIt was fun.
DeleteA rather good dad joke, and I smiled widely.
ReplyDeleteIt was.
DeleteThat definitely brought a smile to my face this morning. I always love The Three Little Pigs story but this is way better.
ReplyDeleteIt's rather sweet.
DeleteNor me!
ReplyDeleteThat's very cute ! BTW the "bordel" à la française has started ! That what happened with the trains this night will only be the start ! It's rather disgusting that people take the Olympic games as target for their political opinions. But even without Olympic games Paris remains a dangerous city !
ReplyDeleteIt is inevitable that protesters of one sort or another will take the opportunity to disrupt events. It's a disgrace.
DeleteSooo funny 😍😅x
ReplyDeleteAlison in Wales x
Glad you liked it.
DeleteLOL.......cute. Thanks for the smile
ReplyDeleteI know it's daft, but it made me smile.
DeleteI remember this one making the rounds when I was in school! Still funny after all these years!
ReplyDeleteThe old ones are the best :-)
DeleteBrilliant ... it made me laugh :)
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
Mission accomplished :-)
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ReplyDeleteCould be a Scottish pig: Och aye, wee, wee 'puggy'
ReplyDelete. . . or Irish . . . it would be a 'wee little piggy' . . .
ReplyDeleteThat's very wee-tty indeed :-) xxx
ReplyDeleteI liked it:-)
DeleteJust brilliant. it did make me laugh. Thank you for sharing this, Janice.
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