Saturday 2 September 2023




  1. A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Rhino
    sitting next to him. "Are you a Rhino?" asked the man,
    surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The Rhinoceros replied, "Well, I liked the book." :O).

    Oh! Well...Off the top off me 'ead....
    How do you stop a rhino from charging?
    Take away his credit card..

    How do you know there is a rhinoceros in the fridge?
    You cannot shut the door...

    What's more amazing than a talking Rhino?
    A spelling bee..

    What do you call a Rhino with a carrot in each ear?
    Anything you want as he can't hear you...
    ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆ ★ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆

  2. I never looked at rhinos that way, but you know what, you could be right :-) xxx

  3. That's me I'm a unicorn gone to seed.

  4. Replies
    1. It's good to be a mythical creature, though!

  5. Ha ha…I liked that! Hope that you’ve had a good day….and thank you for your comments on my blog! Sal 😁

  6. Hi Janice - I'd rather a unicorn chasing me down a 'donga' than a rhino - which happened in SA - I've never done a quicker three point turn in my life!! (Donga - is a worn ditch like path). Love the photo - cheers Hilary

    1. . . . and you lived to tell the tale. What a nasty experience.


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