A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Rhino sitting next to him. "Are you a Rhino?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The Rhinoceros replied, "Well, I liked the book." :O).
Oh! Well...Off the top off me 'ead.... How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his credit card..
How do you know there is a rhinoceros in the fridge? You cannot shut the door...
What's more amazing than a talking Rhino? A spelling bee..
What do you call a Rhino with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you... ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆ ★ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
Hi Janice - I'd rather a unicorn chasing me down a 'donga' than a rhino - which happened in SA - I've never done a quicker three point turn in my life!! (Donga - is a worn ditch like path). Love the photo - cheers Hilary
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Rhino
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surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The Rhinoceros replied, "Well, I liked the book." :O).
Oh! Well...Off the top off me 'ead....
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away his credit card..
How do you know there is a rhinoceros in the fridge?
You cannot shut the door...
What's more amazing than a talking Rhino?
A spelling bee..
What do you call a Rhino with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you...
☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆ ★ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
Ho ho ho!
DeleteTee hee....
ReplyDelete:-)
ReplyDeleteI never looked at rhinos that way, but you know what, you could be right :-) xxx
ReplyDeleteIt makes me smile every time . . . x x x
DeleteThat's me I'm a unicorn gone to seed.
ReplyDeleteThere's some comfort in that, I think;-)
DeleteThis resonates too much :D
ReplyDeleteIt's good to be a mythical creature, though!
Delete🤔🤣🙀
ReplyDeleteImaginative, eh?
DeleteHa ha…I liked that! Hope that you’ve had a good day….and thank you for your comments on my blog! Sal 😁
ReplyDeleteThank you, Sal.
ReplyDeleteHi Janice - I'd rather a unicorn chasing me down a 'donga' than a rhino - which happened in SA - I've never done a quicker three point turn in my life!! (Donga - is a worn ditch like path). Love the photo - cheers Hilary
ReplyDelete. . . and you lived to tell the tale. What a nasty experience.
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