Wednesday, 29 September 2010

ABC Wednesday K is for Knock Knock

Denise Nesbitt and her Keen team use their Killer instincts to Kickstart this weeKly meme. Thank you, Kids;-) Click here for more ABC Ws.
K is for Knock Knock – prepare to groan!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mara
Mara who?
Mara, Mara on the wall
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olivia
Olivia who?
Olivia, so get out of my house.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kenny
Kenny who?
Kenny come in, it’s freezing out here?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beezer
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Venice
Venice who?
Venice your mother coming home?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel really necessary on a bicycle?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Klaus
Klaus who?
Klaus this door, will you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kareem
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kay
Kay who?
Kay sera sera 

There are many, many more but I’ll spare you . . .

26 comments:

  1. Where did you get these? I can't believe I've never heard any of them before. This is SO high brow! Love it!

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  2. as you said, GROAN.

    the groaners are the best, always.

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  3. My favorite knock-knock is
    Knock knock...
    Who's there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive in Texas.

    (Though you're British, I imagine you've heard enough Texans on the telly to understand this one.)

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  4. The groans just got louder as I read, as did the cheesy accents in my head needed to make the jokes work!

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  5. LOL... Those are so funny, and it brought back old memories. I remember my favorite one as a youngster it was:
    Knock, knock.
    Whose there?
    Pink Panther.
    Pink Panther who?
    Pink panther are what I wear, what color do you wear?

    Then we all giggled like it was the funniest think we ever heard. Oh the sweet memories.

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  6. Oh, I love it, Janice! Hadn't heard these in ages! What fun and what a great one for the day! I know it's a great laugh to start my day with! Enjoy the rest of your week!

    Sylvia

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  7. Knock knock
    who's there?
    Ice cream
    Ice cream who?
    Don't you dare touch me or else, Ice cream!!!!!

    Sometimes, we have to let the corny inside us. This post de-stressed me. My hubby and I like it! more knock-knock to post! :)

    ---vaneni---
    http://vahnzspace.blogspot.com
    http://a-family-tale.blogspot.com

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  8. knock, knock .... open ! I am there ! Gattina with the cats !

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  9. Since there are small kids around again, the knock-knocks are coming back. Several of these are new - but they all make me smile out loud!

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  10. Very funny, Janice.
    I like the Kay one, of course, but I've heard it a zillion times, also of course.
    LOL
    My favorite is Beezer. What a great name! I want to rush right out, adopt a black and yellow cat, and call it Beezer.
    -- K

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  11. Hah! These are great - fun K wordplay!

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  12. Knock Knock
    Whose there?
    Kanga
    Kanga who?
    No Kangaroo.

    How we loved these as kids, and still do it seems.

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  13. Terrible. I mean that in a good way. A good knock-knock joke is SUPPOSED to make one groan.

    ROG, ABC Wednesday team

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  14. Fun Knock Knock jokes....ok I just have to say GROAN!!!!

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  15. Ha Ha Ha... I am always looking for new jokes for my grandsons (age 9) He loves Knock, Knock jokes.

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  16. Definite groaners! But a great post! Never would have thought of this!

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  17. Well... that last one certainly hit a chord with me. :-)

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  18. Ah the oldies are still the goodies... thanks for reminding me of these. Made me smile as well as groan :O)

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  19. Great fun! I love a blog which makes me smile and Gramma Ann's Pink Panther is a riot because you can just see -- and hear -- all those naughty little girls giggling.

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  20. Finally some knock knock jokes I understood and that even made me chuckle! You're the best!

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  21. Oh the joy of the Knockknock jokes! I'd nearly forgotten about them. Great choice. A

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  22. Hi. Did you receive an e-mail from me this week? There's something I want to send to you.

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  23. I groaned, but they're cute anyway.

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