Warhol at the Grocery Store
photo credit Bob Adelman 1965
I was Andy’s assistant in the early 1960s when he was in his
thirties, just around the time his name became the buzz on everyone’s lips. Yeah,
I was his gofer. He was always sending me out on errands – that’s when I wasn’t
washing brushes or mixing paint or preparing canvases. Mostly, though, I ran his errands.
He liked soup, Andy did. His favourite was tomato and he’d eat
that while he watched television. One day he asked me – told me – to go out and
buy one of each of the different flavours of Campbell’s soups. I said, ‘Gonna
try a different soup tonight, Andy?’ but he just told me to get a move on. So I
went down to the local convenience store and picked out the soup cans. I’m telling
you, thirty-two cans of soup are heavy, man, and not in a good way.
You could have knocked me sideways when I saw what he did with
those cans. Who would ever have thought it? We parted company after that. I
liked working for him but it was time to move on.
Yeah, it was fun working for Andy, a lot of laughs. I’d have
done anything for him – well, almost anything.
I was never one of his pissers, though. I drew the line at that.
Tess hosts The Mag here. Thank you Tess.
great magpie, has a real authentic ring, the last sentence leaves me with a question...maybe I should just google it!
ReplyDeleteAn authentic voice here. I think you'd have been safe from Mr.Warhol, if WIKI is to be believed.
ReplyDeleteGreat fun - I too had to look up "pissers" ... uck.
ReplyDeleteA clever Mag!!
ReplyDeleteYes-who and what were Andy's pissers?!
ReplyDeleteI liked what you did with that one a LOT. Artist can be so random and arbitrary. You were smart to draw the line.
ReplyDeletewow def sounds authentic...and would you imagine coming back and seeing what he did with those cans...
ReplyDeleteGood story, I hope he paid well.
ReplyDeleteWhat a unique and fun story! :-)
ReplyDeleteQuite a unique approach to the Warhol image ... I remember reading about him adding urine to his pigments to achieve a really different color .. of all the mediums to work with, I think that would be my last choice.
ReplyDeleteGracious! I thought this was for real. Fun story!
ReplyDeleteA gofer like you could go far!
ReplyDeleteI believe you - millions wouldn't! Neat tale...
ReplyDeleteVery well told, it really did sound real! :o)
ReplyDeleteHad me fooled - right to the end!
ReplyDeleteFun point of view!
ReplyDeleteNice writing; very entertaining...
ReplyDeleteIt sounds so believable. Great write!
ReplyDeleteI loved this! Great voice in the story. You'd want to sit down with a pint and hear more.
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