Seeking the limelight?
We have two butter dishes – one made of china with an illustration of friendly, gentle black and white cows, Friesian perhaps, and the other a stainless steel affair, a no-nonsense kind of dish. The one in current use is the metal dish. At present, we have no need to keep the butter in the fridge – it’s quite cold enough in the kitchen for it to remain so hard that it’s impossible to spread.
As we sat watching ‘Vera’ last evening, I heard the unmistakeable sound of the butter dish being moved, but didn’t think much of it. Gilbert and Roxy were in the sitting room with us, and anyway the dish is too far back on the worktop for them to reach, so I wasn’t unduly concerned. Often, Jellicoe will sniff around the outside of the lid, but he can’t move it, so the butter is safe. The clinking went on sporadically and I should have gone into the kitchen to investigate, but didn’t.
The seven o’clock alarm sounded, and the cats raced into the kitchen, expectantly, Herschel bringing up the rear, as usual. Jellicoe tore into his food, but Herschel didn’t finish his, which is unusual, and the leavings provided an unexpected little treat for the dogs.
We resumed our evening, accompanied by occasional metallic notes. Later, I noticed that dish lid and base had parted company, and Jellicoe was having a wonderful time licking what was left of the butter. I scolded him, which is about as effective as reprimanding spiders for having the effrontery to invade the house, and gave the remaining small amount of butter to a surprised but grateful Roxy, watched by a disappointed Gilbert, who arrived too late to share the spoils.
Suddenly, I remembered Herschel leaving his supper and realised he was the culprit. He had never removed the dish lid before, but is capable of doing so. He is always fed in the conservatory and opens the sliding door to the kitchen when he has finished. It’s a heavy door but he works away at it until it glides open enough to allow him through, unless I have locked it.
I apologised to Jellicoe, who accepted my contrition with good grace, and then I spent a few minutes online checking on cats and butter and the consumption thereof. It’s fine as an occasional treat for cats, but can upset their digestion.
Today, Herschel has responded to the meal alarms, but turned up his nose at breakfast and elevenses. I don’t know whether he’s so full of butter that he has no appetite for anything else or if something is amiss. We shall keep an eye on him. He’s still keeping company with us and hasn’t gone into hiding, so hopefully all will be well.
Threeses, the three o'clock meal, occurred and Herschel decided to eat. He didn't finish his meal, which made a welcome little snack for Gilbert, but I'm thankful that he has eaten something.
Herschel is probably still full of butter and will be fine in a day or two more. But you might have to find a new place to keep the dish. I love the one with the cows on it.
ReplyDeleteHe's eaten some chicken today, so I'm less worried.
DeleteNaughty Herschel! Our cat used to love marmite. He would jump up on my lap and want some if I was eating it. Shadow was so polite, he didn't jump up on counters and very rarely got up on the table, much preferring a spot in front of the heater in winter and on the tiles in summer.
ReplyDeleteOur late Isambard, brother to Herschel and Jellicoe, liked Marmite, too, but his brothers don't seem bothered. I am always impressed by cats that don't jump up!
DeleteNumber one: I LOVE that butter dish with the cows.
ReplyDeleteNumber two: You can't be out of blog ideas for too long with a cat around! Hilarious!
Cats are entertaining, it's true. (I hope Sigh has reappeared!)
DeleteCats are such sneaks though I have never heard of a Butter Eater!
ReplyDeleteThey have learned from the dogs that human food can be tasty!
DeleteMaybe the butter bunged up Herschel for a while.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I called, would I be served butter for my bread from the stainless steel dish or the china cow dish? Whichever, I would know my place.
You would be allowed to take butter for yourself from whichever container you chose! (When will you be arriving? Need to tidy up!)
DeleteWe are so very unfashionable that we keep a plastic tub of Manx spreadable butter in the fridge. I don't eat butter anyway so it is only for P who wouldn't even notice a lovely butter dish!
ReplyDeleteI've never tried Manx butter - I wonder if it's available here?
DeleteWe started keeping the butter dish in the cupboard after we discovered unmistakable licky streaks in it.
ReplyDeleteTigger would stare a pot of yoghurt right out of your hands...
Tigger was a cat with a mind of his own!
DeleteMr T knew he wasn't allowed on benches or tables and never pushed the limits - when we were around. However he couldn't help shedding a few furs all the time which provided a giveaway if he had done a sneaky investigation of the bench while we were out of the house.
ReplyDeleteMr T was wise beyond his years, but apparently hadn't learnt to clear away incriminating evidence!
DeleteWe worry so much about our dear pets, Lilly is centre stage here, she has hubby right where she wants him, me whilst I am softer with her, the house still has some rules.
ReplyDeleteThey know which buttons to press, don't they?
DeleteYou could be just like "Vera" yourself - getting to the bottom of the butter mystery. You will need to affect a north-eastern accent and dress like Vera too. No doubt this will excite Barry - like a secret erotic dream come true.
ReplyDeleteAye, pet, Ah've bin prac'tisin' me accent, buht haven't got it quite right yet! (I do love that accent!)
DeleteI was afraid you were going to end the story by saying since he was so full of butter you threw him in the skillet and flipped him like pancake. I bet he'll think twice about licking the butter.
ReplyDeleteI hope he's learnt his lesson, the silly boy.
DeleteI eat a lot of butter. I've never seen a butter dish here but I shall Google. Yours is simply lovely, even if its not cat proof
ReplyDeleteI love butter - too much!
DeleteI haven't known my cats to be crazy about butter, but most haven't been climbers so dishes have been safe. I have treats by my computer. While Lacey loves treats, she doesn't get up here. Like your cats, she a 4x/day feeder: approximately 9/1/4/7. I'm sure she would gladly go to 5. Excuse me while I pass her a treat in her 'tree' to my right.
ReplyDeleteOur cats are keen to try everything.They watch the dogs, and what's good for them is worth trying. Lacey's a lucky girl!
DeleteWhat a little weasel!😺I hope Hershel's still doing okay.
ReplyDeleteHe's eaten today, so hopefully he's getting back to normal!
DeleteBurp, if I was full of butter I wouldn't have an appetite either. This, too, shall pass....eventually. I hope everything will be fine.
ReplyDeleteI bet he couldn't believe his luck and I still don't understand why Jellicoe wasn't there, batting him away.
Deletei don't use butter but I love that cow dish, cows are right behind dogs and cats on my list of loves. a church that we attended years ago had 25 acres they did not use. they let the farmer next door put his cows on the 25 acres, I made my hubby get there early, we parked out by the fence and the cows would come to me and each got petted on the head and a couple of them got a kiss. I did not feed them, just talked and petted. Hershel is amazing to open the slider and a butter dish. I do hope he is better and it sounds like he is because of the chicken consumption. I enjoyed your feline tale and laughed all the way through.. I also am super fond of your felines names.
ReplyDeleteCows are so curious - they always want to know what's going on! It must have been lovely to have that relationship with them.
DeletePS Beau responds to the iPhone alarm song. he takes meds twice a day and since he has been sick, I added 3 others, he will be snoring and the song starts to play, his head comes up, he drags off the sofa, stares at me,, turns his face towards the kitchen and says, well, I am ready, get up and get my treat.
ReplyDeleteThat's good - they learn so quickly and I'm sure they know we're trying to help them.
DeleteI hope Hershel's butter raid didn't/doesn't lead to an upset stomach! Speaking of food sneaking pets, I took a sleeve of crackers from our pantry to work yesterday to ear with soup. I didn't realize until I went to open them that my parrot Marco had torn into one end of the package and helped himself!
ReplyDeleteParrots can get to places other pets can't. I can see that Marco is very entertaining and keeps you on your toes, wicked boy!
DeleteThat butter dish with the cows reminds me of one my mother had. As for Herschel's depredations, I learned long ago never to underestimate the ingenuity of cats.
ReplyDeleteJust when you think you've understood all there is to understand, your cat/s will surprise you.
ReplyDeleteBit of a worry when that happens, isn't it? I'm glad he is OK. xx
ReplyDeleteHe's back to normal now, thank goodness.
DeleteI'm glad you figured out what was going on. I'm glad my little dog can't hop up on the counters or tables because I just know he'd be getting into everything. lol
ReplyDeleteI'm often thankful that our dogs are limited in their ability to access food!
DeleteIt's good you discovered Hershel's sneak attack. Hope he doesn't get sick - maybe he's eating lightly due to an upset stomach. Cat's can be tricky!!
ReplyDeleteI think he was resting his digestion, but he's back to normal now, demanding food.
DeleteI do like your butter dish with the cows ...
ReplyDeleteGoodness! What a cheeky cat, I do hope Herschel has no ill effects from consuming too much butter?
All the best Jan
He's fine now, thank you, and making up for missing a few meals - his choice, of course! 😺
DeleteOh that is funny. Cats! My grandkid's kitty loved yoghurt of all things and we had to go to some lengths to allow grandkid to eat in peace. My aunt's cat, whom we were minding, got into my mother's grease jar once. Talk about fat, happy cat! The wretched animal slept and purred for the next several days but took no lasting harm. You do have a menagerie, for sure.
ReplyDeleteCheeky cats! Ours like yoghourt, too, and would love to be allowed to like chocolate. They keep trying and we keep thwarting them. 😹😸
DeleteYour China butter dish is lovely, and I guess you're lucky that the metal one was currently in use ...
ReplyDeleteI don't think any of our cats were ever "into" butter, but Bess is a real connoisseur of cheese! xxx
I don't know whether they'd manage to remove the lid from the china dish. I didn't think they'd remove the steel lid - they're learning all the time. 😺 Cheese is a favourite here, too.
ReplyDeleteCats are funny creatures, but all the ones I know love butter. And most of the time it's a case of eat now and possibly regret later. Please pass on gentle scritches.
ReplyDeleteThe fresian butter dish is gorgeous!
Our pets keep us on our toes, don't they?
DeleteLooks like Herschel is enjoying his comfort. Amazing how fast our furry family respond to the sound of their dinner being served. I didn’t think I could fall in love with a butter dish, but I have definitely fallen in love with yours. I’m glad the guilty party was found and the initially guilty party was proved innocent. I didn’t know cats liked butter!
ReplyDeleteCats are quite careful eaters, but can be greedy over things they really like.
DeleteWe don't have any pets in this small corner so don't have a butter problem. I hope Herschel is ok after buttering the inside of his tummy.
ReplyDeleteHe's fully recovered now, thank you, and eating 'proper' food again.
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